did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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