I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Bring me that man meat
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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