D3 body, D1 cock
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
ok first of all what the fuck
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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