Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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