Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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