I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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