I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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