i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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