Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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