She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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