Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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