Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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