No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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