we're blogging at a bar
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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