People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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