i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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