so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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