So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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