is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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