That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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