Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
they need to just BURY HIM!
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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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