The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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