there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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