i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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