Small penises have feelings too.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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