I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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