Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Porn is love you can see.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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