i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Panties = found
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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