You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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