...so i touched it.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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