ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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