The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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