Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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