TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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