I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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