I think my vagina is haunted
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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