see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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