There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
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