i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize