dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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Why can't burritos get me drunk
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Damn victory sex feels great
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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