Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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