i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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