pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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