time to smoke my breakfast
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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