Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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