glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Randomize