Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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