I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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