i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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