I smell stomach acid.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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